1. When is a sign not a sign? When it's a) a fucking poster, or b) a box which supports itself and doesn't lean against anything! You Kitten.
2. "How much is that doggy in the window... I do hope that doggy didn't cost more than £50!"
3. The Kitten strut.
4. Turning microphones off halfway through peoples speeches. Let the masses rejoyce!
5. Wireless microphones with BBC Radio Norfolk voice.
6. "You have 10 minutes to finish your alcohol... right everybody out!" Kitten.
7. Writing emails that look like a baby shower invitation.
8 Ordering sea-food pizza for the election helpers... what's that about?! You Kitten.
9. Making fucking deals about which Sabb post you're going for before you've even done your main job of this year.
10. That fucking School prefect outfit.
Love you really
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11. Even owning a bluetooth headset before the age of 40, unless you are a cab driver, a takeaway delivery person or builder, should be a criminal offence.
VLAD FOR EXEC!
the emails make me wanna sex him up.
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