Now the silence is broken

The Hack Attack has some juicy goss that was zipped-up from your eyes and ears:

Would you believe it that our King Cretin, Fadhil Baker-Maker, almost ran against Odd-Bod Sheldon for Comms Officer. So great is his dislike of the newly elected one, that our King thought he'd be able to rid him of our Union for all eternity.

In reality, after a pretty meaker and pathetic year in office, it was somewhat naive of the chump to believe anyone would vote for him. Our very own Village Idiot stood more of a chance.

And, alas, now Odd-bod is here to stay.

You can't have it both ways.