Even though the RAG-me-senseless bunch shall no longer be holding election hustings, the annual Brunch Hole rotten-food-pouring-fest - Gunk-a-Sabb - shall still go on!
Our King Cretin is odds on for being submerged in 3-week-old corned beef curry, which they have increased the quality of by wringing out the underarm sweat of the Hole's staff - which is incidentally the special ingredient in the Soy sauce you get with a stir-fry.
'I'm Great' Berry was going to be gunked with chocolate custard, but she found it, proclaimed 'F**k charity!' and ate it all. A statement from her Office claimed that she only did this to avoid Odd-bod Sheldon from munching it down first. The lad is a known chocolate custard abuser, and has been spotted lewdly bathing with splurge in the Government Common room, which he used as his personal bathroom for 3 months.
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