Inaccuracy

Some avid readers have pointed to several inaccuracies in this esteemed publication. Hack Attack would like to take the opportunity to correct the following mistakes:

1. The girl who spoke at the UGM was not Lizzie. It just looked like her.
2. Doug Oliver is not 'centre-right'. Infact, he is a eco-Marxist.
3. Certain election rumours we posted were, infact, wrong. Hope you didn't place too many bets.
4. Some weeks ago we gave the impression that Andy Hallett was a viable candidate for Gen Sec. Hack Attack apologies for this misrepresentation.