Monday 25 February 2008

A touch of grease

James BeerCan has been feeling a bit 'sexy' of late.

In his capacity as the new Chief of Staff at Pulse Radio, James BeerCan took the time to send an email to his new peers inviting them to get to know each other a little better:

'I don’t really know everyone that well yet, so to bond, I would like to get naked with each one of you and sing S club 7 together…I am free all week so please let me know when you can get in ‘touch’.'

'I have a fetish for Greasy
Sausage butties while I get naked, any leather is also welcome.
Hope you are all open-minded about this…'


The email is seen as a deliberate attempt by Greasy Sausage to offend all members fo the LSESU Vegan-Feminist Society.

You evil, animal slaying bastard.

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