The Hack Attack Awards

After two weeks of politiking, bitching, backroom deals and ballot rigging, we have finally reached the nadir of our SU's so-called 'democracy'. The votes are in, the results have been verified by our independent adjudicator and I can now proudly announce the following...

The Look-a-Like Award

1. Beaker from the Muppets (Nadeem Samuntulley)
2. Tin Tin (Dan Dolan)
3. John Lennon from the Tuns (Andy Hallett)

Worst Slogan Award

1. Your Mate in '08 (Ben Phillips)
2. Getting 'Tings' Done/Get out & Vote (Steve Wall)
   

Arthur Krebbers Memorial Award for Most Shameless Act

1. Aled's Apples (Aled Fisher)
2. Low cut tops (Daisy O'Brien)

Best/Worst Pun

1. 'A Cut Above the Rest'/'Beyond the Fringe' (Wil Barber)
2. EMpRESive (Emma Fischer)
3. Abz Hussein: His campaign.
   

Worst Designed Campaign Material

1. Abz Hussein's six-pack
2. Shayaan's baseball caps
   
3. Andy Hallet's t-shirts and posters
4. Doug Oliver's cheesy grin
5. Justus' standard Green Party posters

Jimmy Tam Memorial Award for Cutest Moment

1. Gaby Disandolo's puppy
2. Doug Oliver's "I love this Union"
   

Shadiest Deal Award

1. The 'Sausage-Brown Pact'
2. Farid's threat to stand against Aled
   

The What The Fuck Award

1. Steve Wall
2. Abz Hussein
   

Laziest Candidate Award

1. Hinesh
2. Vlad
3. Hallett
4. Emmanuel
   

Fittest Campaign Team

1. Gaby Disandolo's
2. Daisy O'Brien's
   
3. Dan Sheldon's
4. Steve Wall
   

Joel Kenrick Memorial Speech Of The Year Award

1. Hallett's "A spectre is haunting our Union"
2. Sheldon's plea to ISoc
   

Comment of the Year Award

1. Hallett's "Wet Beaver on a Friday evening"
2. Re: Doug Oliver on the limbo: "How low can he go?"
   

James Ketteringham Memorial Killjoy of the Year Award

1. James Sausage (no contest)
   

Best Hack Attack Alias

1. Aled's numerous nicknames including Fascist-Dildo-Fatah
   
2. Baron Andrew Hallibut XIV
3. Steve "WTF"/"Disabled people should die"/"I'd disown my own son if he had Downs" Wall
   

Best Campaign Moment

1. Steve Wall YouTube Video (Ben Jones/Steve Wall)
2. Rosebery Hustings
3. Abz's "doing it for the fit" comment & many apologies.