Foreign truths

A complaint has been lodged against Baron Andrew Hallibut XIV for extreme 'racist' comments he made during Ye Olde Theatre hustings yestertide. The mysteriously anonymous whinger told the election watch-bitch that Baron Hallibut should be punished, and sentenced to 3 moons in the Houghton Street stocks. Neither BeerCan nor this Hack-ingbottom found any problems with the comments:

'The French smell.'

'All Americans are rich.'

It is a known fact that the French do smell, of garlic. It is also said that the girls do not shave their arm-pits. The Hack Attack's English tongue finds these French traits quite revolting.

It is also factually accurate that all Americans are rich. This is because they have stolen all of the money from everyone else in the world, and used it to open MacDonald's 'restaurants', fund their 'democratic' elections and use the country that could formally have been described as 'Iraq' as an adult sized game of 'Risk'.

And besides, the Baron's comments weren't racist at all.

They were just xenophobic.