A new dawn

The cute little 'Pulsettes' held an adolescent sweat-fest to choose new kiddies for their cause. Turns out that Mark 'sexual' Harrisment got the job, although Ladie Gaye was able to rally those voters that weren't friends with the new Fuhrer - or that he'd threatened with the firing squad - to make for an un-easily close race. Here's a run down of the other 'winners' of note:

James 'please-let-me-be-GenSec-next-year-or-I'll-shit-myself' BeerCan got admin. An informer told the Hack Attack that his speech rested on the fact that he 'loves emails, and stuff.' What a loser.
Sascha Fencing Fem-bot got Comms & PR.
Not-so-lairy Hiary shall be enlightening you all (far more than this hacker ever could) with news.
O, and some guy that looks like a girl is going to be their busy business bee...

All in all, an exciting day in their otherwise gloomy existence living in the Beaver's shadow. But there's talk that they'll soon be carrying the torch for the media group.

Maybe the Sanctuary entered the market at just the right time.