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O joyous day! The glorious spirit of negative campaigning has been resurrected!

An avid fan of Steve Waarl has posted an over-dubbed version of his Loose TV plea for votes on YouTube, that caricatures the Irishman in a hilarious, and yet unnervingly accurate, fashion. After complaining that the Union isn't fulfilling its purpose of providing for 'Steve Wall', the lad feels that sharing a gag will really bring in the votes:

'How many children with Downs syndrome does it take to screw in a light bulb?'

'I don't remember the answer...but your mother's a whore!'

The clip has been mysteriously posted by a user named 'The1969Society', a reference to a two-man committee that the Welsh Fisherman's Friend and the current SU dictator established to promote Union activism across campus. It is unlikely that the Green Lover had any prior knowledge of this - only utter stupidity of the highest degree would have lead him to think he'd get away with it (Then again, maybe he was pissed?). Using common sense and clues this Hack-hombre reckons there are only a very limited number of muppets that could have produced this artwork. It's a male, native English speaker that has a reasonable knowledge of the mundane maze that is SU politics, and there ain't too many of them. The Hack Attack can confirm that it was not any member of our Super-All-Star-Massive-Crew.

The election watchdog, James BeerCan, has reportedly had a mental breakdown, characterised by an 'episode' where he shat in a pint of Guiness, named it 'Arse!' and then tried to sneak it on to the ballot paper as a viable alternative to the other 4 chumps. He has since been institutionally sectioned.

This Hack-allot leaves you with a photograph of someone who is reportedly Mr. Wall-y laughing whilst pointing at the word 'Cock' in Cockfosters. Although, it could well be the mysterious caricature artist branching out to other media.