Miss-understanding's motivated minions

The Hack Attack is sad.

There has been a setback to the campaign for a 'legacy of fit' after one of Disandildo's campaign cretins coated the Tuns toilettes in cute and colourful 'Vote Gabz for Comms: Doing it for the fit' stickers. It is assumed that this was intended as a Zack de la Rocha style 'F**k the system' protest. In reality, it looks rather lame - like the sort of annoying fly-posting that taxi companies tend to harass us with - and is going to make those cleaners work for their Living Wage, as they're sticky buggers to remove (ironically, many were stuck on the 'Don't be a pig' government posters to discourage littering). As punishment, Big-Boss-BeerCan has banished her from performing in the street circus on Houghton Street! (well, between 10-11 on Wednesday anyway)

Ouch.

This Hack-a-do-do-do wonders whether a candidate that cannot read and understand the constitution and election rules, or command some sort of authority over her minions, will serve the Union adequately in a role that is entitled 'Communications Officer'.

Then again, she is far, much and way more fitter than Odd-bod Sheldon - who really isn't much of a looker.