Tommy Jack-Ass, a boy from the sorry excuse for a LSE Rugby Team is planning to get off his hobby horse and address the plebs and geeks. He is joining Sephy in addressing the masses from their narrow yet very different little worlds of kicking ass. Now they are screwing their faces in orgasmic pleasure at balance sheets and numbers with more than 2 digits.
Why, Jack-Ass even entered the recesses of Thrush to lick the crevices of the Chinese votes, with a ‘peace offering’ of fortune cookies piled high. Chinawhites mourned his loss. Too bad Racy/ Anti-Racy had pipped him to the post- Rat Catcher has been tipped off by the drowning fly in the Tun’s glasses that he had had a date with the hairdresser and sported a rather oriental ‘do and outfit.
Effort rating; The BrownShitemeister; 1, Jack-Ass; 0
Votes got; about 3 (number of Chinese people prepared to risk infection at Thrush).
IN OTHER RACES, ‘Hell on Earth’ Roberts was busy scmhoozing at AU Mr LSE, with the objectification of men and encouraging boys to do nothing but wiggle their abs as allegedly being the top of her policy agenda.
Ruby ‘I can’t take a joke from a Pig and a Hare’ Fuckley is spending her time wisely by apparently not talking to the current TissueDispenser Flabbatical- good market research technique, if a little unusual.
Emmy PingPong, on the other hand has all the policy he needs. Not only has he been in a year already but exploiting his street cred and name when you’re called ‘eh-man-you-well?’ is far more of a vote pleaser. BuBum-Ching!
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Actually, 'Hell on Earth' was busy getting shit-faced in the tuns with a young tory fresher. She should remember that she needs to sign 'Guests' into her bedroom. Saunders Banter.
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