Barbarous Activity Pulsates Through The Treasury

Ego seems to have turned one power-hungry flabbatical into a raging tyrant who thinks anybody’s money is his own. M. Harassment was reportedly left flabbergasted by the Barbarous flabbatical as he swung from pillar to post at the Pulse is 10! party, as the latter seemed to be under the impression that the Pulse budget was….his.

While the other slavering Sabbs pinned their hopes on securing more money behind the bar in order to seduce the poor partygoers into signing away their vote, Barby dragged his heels. In fact many have been moaning that the Chancellor has been a mean bean- reportedly implying that the she-bang was as loss-making as the students attending it and magnanimously deciding if and how much money Pulse was to spend.

The rub? The budget isn’t his. The rat catcher dreams of the day when s/he can choose what other people do with their money. The party turned out to be a stonker- much to the surprise of the pessimistic party-pooper and money was made. Let’s hope that the Barbster is slightly better judging the budgets and successes of his own SU accounts, such as the infamous money-making scheme Crush/Fresh/Whatever, rather than sticking his fingers into Harassment’s budgetary area and poo-pooing a party twice as populated as Crush/ Flush/ Thrush.

As for the Hackery and drunken activities at said New Labour do, Rat Catcher couldn’t possibly say. S/he was definitely tucked up in bed, watching ‘Eurovision; your country needs you.’ All that can be said is that the photos tell of some rather unsuitable activity after those overworked hack’ asexual behaviour is transformed after stinging off a free bar.