The Birds Have Flown The Nest

The rat catcher is mourning the lack of, to put the Cookies in the Soc’s Officer’s own mouth, ‘gash’ in the upcoming Schmooze-lections. At the moment Fuckley and Hell-on Earth are the only damsels distressed enough by the Union to want to fiddle with the testosterone-filled policies the present flabs are dolling out.

As yet all other races are distinctly lacking in hackesses. Why, even Smelle’s like Dog seems to have taken her hat out of the ring and wrapped it around her beehive hair. And even that female-infested group ‘Free trips to European Capitals’ or RAG has yet to field a Charitable Charmer.

The Media Matrons overseeing the whole torrid affair have also been too busy escaping the masculine grip of the Beaver aristocracy to think about running in the dick-fest. Pulser Horny Gorny is spending too much of her time lugging dead bodies about in her ‘cello’ case and going to media whore ‘meetings’ to be persuaded onto the dark side (silly girl) . Lois Cheery would be the perfect Sabb Star as would Antonia ‘BJ- Bridget Jones’ Strachey, who gathers more respect than the whole of the Flabbatical Team put together . But by far the most competent flabb would be the serial multi-tasker Mademoiselle Goulet machine. RC pictures the scene; “SHHHAAT UUP YOU BASTEERDS!” Much more entertaining.

But why are none of these feminine firecrackers joining the game? RC watches this space….