Bacon. Smoked.

Like a catholic who doesn't want to get his good lady wife pregnant, Bacon has pulled out of the Treasurer race early.

Claims so far are that 'the Union's going to shit anyway, and there's not much we can do', he wants to get away from LSE, whoever wins will just be coming in to keep expensive seats warm, and he would have not taken the job if Fishy Dildo had won GenSec. Miaow.

He leaves the race for Treasurer a straight personality-off between Wetz-himself and Sephillis, and gone are the joys of agonising over 2nd preference votes. Boo.

(Facebook group members update: Sephillis 64; Wetz-himself 94. Surely only a matter of time before MORI start using this)