We've been be so happy anticipating the implosion of the left when Brownshirt takes on the Fuhrer that we've forgotten about the even more awkward and inbred race for which manoeuvres are already taking place: the Beaver editor elections.
Now that Sleazy Deas has stormed off in a huff, we get a sneaky peak at some of the candidates as they vie to replace him as deputy to laugh-a-minute-Cotterill at Thursday's collective.
The bad news is that MutinousMoussavi, the pioneer of 'No-quote' journalism, is mobilising his 'team' of 'reporters' in the same way he did to pass a censure against the top man last term. Quite why Caspell's Useful Idiot thinks he will be able to patch things up with that loudmouth Joseph is anybody's guess. This hack calls on every student to nick that bloody Blackberry and stop the madman forever.
We're also receiving reports that mini-Bacon Damsguard will be working around the clock to help Ultimate Rennision prepare for the collective, presumably by locking him in the Beaver office and forcing him to repeat the words "I work for the Beaver, not the London Student" over and over again.
Surely Chun-Gok-Jintao deserves a crack at the job, but judging by his editorial this week he doesn't like victories so won't be trying too hard.
The rhyming couplet known as Shibani Mahtani, one of the few females to work for the Beaver this millenium, completes this boring line up.
If Rennison or BaniTani win then they'll surely be odds on favourite to take the top job at the end of the term. Whoever wins, let's hope they do something stop the Guardian libel.
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