Love is in the air...

Election time provides us with ample quantities of the three major food groups of life: banter, lash and minge. Hacks are sex deprived creatures, but I suspect the ballots have something of an aphrodisiacal effect on them. Election night is notorious for its hookups, and this one was no exception...

• Which Essex boy cast his ballot in the mouth of a rising AU star? Will she be Returning for some more?
• This Hack thought all feminists were lezzers. Clearly not, as one nubile exec-member-to-be was rather taken with a lanky Media Groupee with bladder problems. Will she hustle his feathers?
  
• Which member of Team Odd Bod was the object of a Sabb-elect's affections? One wonders if he will have any condoms left to give to students by October...
  
• Which drunken couple slipped into a neighbouring room to do some dirty deeds during the evening?
  

Any more tips offs appreciated.