Sausage Watch

So far, on Sausage Watch:

• James wins Returning Officer unopposed. He uses this mandate to cast his judgement on everything the SU does... did he miss the part of his job description that mentions elections?!
• Despite not being on the Exec, Bluetooth Sausage insists on coming to every meeting to give his tuppence worth. Oh dear.
  
• James Sausage wins the prized position of Pulse Admin (unopposed)... is there no stopping this belligerent bureaucrat?!
  
• Sausage heightens his fame by imposing his iron fist and silky tongue on the masses during election night.
  

Next stage:

• Sausage runs for C&S, willy waving his superior constitutional knowledge and further enhancing his jobsworthy civil servant image.
• After a year of combining the serious SU stuff with 'the lighter side of James Sausage' Pulse play, Jimmy Eat Girl declares: but which Sabb post is he going for?
• Failing to win GenSec, James realises that you need to be either:
• a) popular
• b) a born leader
  
• c) charismatic
  

:(