King Meadway

In a tense closed door session, the International Criminal Constitution & Steering Committee ruled that Israel had to withdraw from not just occupied ballots, but all seven of them. Some reports suggest that three members of the committee were infiltrators belonging to the Palestine Liberation sOciety (PLO).

However, in response to the decision of ICC&S, UGM President George W Meadway issued a firm statement in support of Israel's right to ballots. "Israel needs these ballots as a buffer against constant bombardment by Katyusha motions launched by the PLO", a spokesman stated. "The decision of the UGM stands".

Distraught by the decision of the ICC&S, and buoyed by the support of Meadway, the United Kingdom of Rugby and Football tabled a General Assembly motion to demolish the ICC&S in a brutal retaliatory attack. Prime Minister Rhys Welshname was quoted as saying "There is clear bias in the decision of this committee". However, the motion fell.

The PLO then launched a counter insurgency, directly targeting President Meadway's motorcade. The assassination attempt misfired, much to the delight of the cheering Arab children who were able to pick up the bullet shells and put them around their necks.

Nelson Mandela and Desmond Tutu declined to comment.