Election rumours...

Gen Sec
Aled Dildo is Fishy - the greater anti-capitalist crusader will do the inevitable by handing in his nomination form for Gen Sec. Look forward to mandatory biodegradable underwear for all LSE students, sit-ins during the UGM and letters supporting Sian Berry for London Mayor.
Randy Mulllet - is going to put himself on the ballot. About as surprising as seeing Ed Chavasco in the Tuns.
The Sultan of Colombo - probably not. The word on the street is that he is stepping aside for Aled, but will come back for another year of unadulterated success in 2009/10. Oh Joy.
Crazy O'NoBrains - Quit ages ago. Will she do a Spice Girls-esque comeback?

Treasurer
Dolly Mixture - will the great networker go for something winnable, or is the thought of facing off with Dilwyn for Gen Sec be too tempting?
Farreeeeed Butt - lesser known hack with a massive base.

Ed Welfare
Crazy Welshname - stepping stone to a career in the NHS? Unlikely.
James Ketamine - after his demolition in last year's elections, subsequent disillusionment with the Union and several public breakdowns later, surely he is a dead cert to run again? Let's hope Randy talks him out of it.
Mrs Caspell - end the bourgeois dictatorship of E299! Will run a paper campaign directed by JJ.

Comms
Sheldon - ZOG takeover of the union imminent.
Ziyaad - will it be the Arab-Israeli conflict writ small?