Sunday 4 February 2007

Runners and riders...

GenSec
Zoe "Dewjed it" Sullivan - despite jetting off to New York for a week, she's in and she's in to win.
Smug Oliver - denies it but something fishy is going on... methinks he doth protest too much.
Chancellor Joel - will there be a "smooth and orderly transition" if Joel takes the top job?
Krispy Krebbers - too busy with his dermatologist to do student politics anymore. Poor guy.

Treasurer
Jefferson "Just call me Dave" Court-Amy - abandoned his Tory roots to become a radical leftist with a penchant for scowsers.
Ozzy Libby - AU til she dies, can she do a Nat Black?

EdWelfare
Comrade Caspell - will fix the elections in a Stalinist coup, barricade himself in the East Building and declare the SU a people's republic.
Overlord Manji - quit her edboard post to prepare her campaign.
Shanela Hack! - winner of the least visible exec member award 2006/07.

Comms
Simon Malfoy Douglas - C&S bureaucrat seeks Sabb position. Competency guaranteed.
Slimeball Sheldon - shit stirrer. Has he pissed off one too many hacks?
Kayt "Changes Monthly" Berry - can she do a Stacie?
"Allo, I'm" Dan Dolan - yet another media groupee.
Ben "Jayson Blair" Biggs - haha.
Wil needs a Barber - let's hope he doesn't do another "I RESIGN!!" speech.

Non-Sabb Exec coming soon... contain yourselves.

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