Sunday 11 February 2007

Bad news Zoe

Big Man on Campus, Fadhil Barking-Mad-Har, launched his GenSec bid a year early this week after almost two years of steering clear of anything remotely controversial. And what better way to kick off his campaign than at LSE's favourite display of patriarchal, sanitised "diversity" - the Global Show. Highlights included the women who were wore dresses which symbolised their "innocence" and the 'Funky-Ass Romancerotic Hip-Hopera' rapper who thought it would be a good idea to sing about a girl he doesn't know, yet wants to make babies with. Excellent stuff!

Anyway, with every national and religious society behind him Faddy is unbeatable.

Prediction: Zoe withdraws, does a master's at LSE and goes head-to-head with Gobinson for GenSec 08/09.

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