Non-Sabbs as promised.

Residences
Gobinson - Fake Green re-running. Fingers crossed she will support the living wage in her campaign this time!
ASBO Phillips - Carr-Saunders-ite egotist. Won't have a clue what to do if he actually wins Residences.

Societies
Randy Mullet - having bored of writing anti-Semitic diatribes and looking at bestiality videos, Andy had decided to eschew his political campaigning for some Societies bureaucracy. Hmm...
Clem Nolonger-Young - currently courting the lefties by turning up to every meeting/demo after a year in which he has done close to fuck all (apart from lose his MT election). AU will probably win it for him.

Environment & Ethics
Dilwyn Fishy - Another year of Caspel-lite anti-capitalist bullshit. Shoot me now.
A. N. Tory - some right-winger is bound to stand against him just for the sake of it á la Alkesh Woods.

Women's
Daisy Male-Slaughter - anarcho-fem plans to make us all into mooncap-loving, support group-attending hippies.
Racist Daisy - Daisy on Daisy action? Or is she really fed up with SU politics?

LGBT
Shamed Garvin - gays, please stop this from happening!

Anti Racism
Abz Hussain - Three things to say about this delightful chap:

1. Shamelessly put forward a worthy motion about low-paid Bangladeshi workers. Wouldn't be so bad if a) it wasn't so obviously connected to his election campaign and b) it didn't have his name plastered all over the bloody motion!

2. Is member of the 'Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the man' Facebook group.

3. I have nothing more to add but this:

Mature & Part-Time
Ziyaad Lunar Probe - yeah, we have to put up with him for yet another year. Sorry!

International
No fucking idea.

C&S
Elle Dudd
Ketts on Ket (imagine that!) - the only person in the world who doesn't use C&S as a platform. God help him.

F&S
Some first year leftie/I-Socs probably.