Those Hack Attack Awards in full...

The Look-a-Like Award

1. Michael Deas - A homeless man
2. Chris Gully’s Hair – Like Andy Hallet
3. Helen Roberts – Vicky Pollard
4. George Wetz – Nicolas Holt
5. Aled Fisher – Lego man hair cut

Worst Slogan Award

1. Un-Lok-ing Barriers – Michael Lok
2. Your mum would vote for me. – Chris Westgarth
3. In Rob We Trust – Robin Low
4. Women not Profit – Anna kobbablahblah
5. Internationally yours – Suraj
6. Not a racist (unused) – Ben Jones

Arthur Krebbers Memorial Award for Most Shameless Act

1. Sausage – It’s Britney Bitch
2. Barton emailing the whole IR Dept. and putting his face on money
3. Emmanual and Helen – Halls Emails/Safety Booklet
4. Seph Brown brown-nosing – Brown’s Brownies

Best/Worst Pun

1. “The only Brown you can trust with you money – Brown
2. “Vote for Ruby, touch her booby!” – Ruby Buckley
3. “Let’s talk about Wetz baby, let’s talk about you & me” - Wetz

Worst Designed Campaign Material

1. Sausage’s ad-hoc posters
2. Gully’s Lol-cats

Shadiest Deal Award

1. Dan Sheldon’s fake run
2. The 'Sausage-Barton Pact'

The Steve Wall “What The Fuck” Award

1. Aled winning Jewish/Israel Soc vote
2. James Sausage
3. Halls hustings
4. B Anti-Racism – Yellow trousers, ketamine and fags.

The Andy Hallett Memorial Laziest Candidate Award

1. Alfred Kovaci
2. Joe Coney
3. Daniel Jasons
4. Emmanuel
5 Gully – For bringing out his t-shirts from the dye too quick so it looked like hippy 70’s “tie-dye”

Fittest Campaign Team

1. Wetz
2. Rub
3. Helen

Joel Kenrick Memorial Speech Of The Year Award

1. Deas – “When this School was founded in 1859…”
2. Aled – “I’m queer…” to LGBT

Comment of the Year Award

1. Ben Jones “Seph Brown was a shit Anti-Racism Officer”
2. Seph Brown “The global Ummah”
3. Wetz "Whether it’s long nights inside the Beaver…” (with hand motion)

James Ketteringham Memorial Killjoy of the Year Award

1. Arther Lo and Prakhar – Hack Attack 2
2. Sausage (again) – general behaviour

Best Hack Attack Alias

1. Peter Fart-on/Mass-debater/Peter Bar-tab
2. Sephillis
3. Eh-man-you-well?
4. Ossie Fuckwit

Best Campaign Moment

1. None, ‘cos it was shit
2. The looks on Seph’s face when he saw the bean tin.

Worst Colour Clash

1. All those in yellow
2. All those in orange

Voters’ Turn-off award

1. “Big” Ed from Gully’s Campaign – just NO
2. Seph Brown’s fuzzy bum-fluff

The “Hack Attack Pities You” Award

1. Seph Brown – 58 crap rhymes to vote Brown
2. James Sausage