The Detect-o-philes

It's not New Yoik, and there are no gangstars clutching Tommy guns...

And yet there's a sleuth out there, looking to put behind bars ever last mother-fucka that dares mess with Miss. Constitution or Don Rationalitie.

His name, Detective Smokey. His mission, to secretly record C&S meetings in the vein hope that something remotely exciting might happen.

In last week's episode, the Detective taped the Don Fishio with his trusty dictaphone, telling a Cup-Full-of-Incompetance to step down, or else.

'Or else what, chump?'

'Or else I'll make all of your C&S gangster buddies tell you to too.'

'O yeah? Or else what, big shot?'

'Or else every last mother-fucka is gonna get 'no confidenced' at the UGM this week'

'Yikes!'

Stay tuned, for this week's episode of...the UGM...