Have you left university recently and found yourself unemployed because you forgot that in the real world you need a job?
Never fear, the LSESU is here to help!
Baron Andrew Hallibut XXIV is on a two week placement learning how to teach master's students how to fill in an Oyster student discount form. Reports say he has never been seen happier talking to the working classes.
And if you couldn't get a job elsewhere this year but are still in education, the SU has that covered too!
The chumps hired Fart-hil and BeerCan in a rather shady, streamlined recruitment selection process.
Send all applications to The Head Fisherman. No need to wait for vacancies; an over-paid position will be created for you.
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