Saturday 27 September 2008

LSESU grad. scheme



Have you left university recently and found yourself unemployed because you forgot that in the real world you need a job?

Never fear, the LSESU is here to help!

Baron Andrew Hallibut XXIV is on a two week placement learning how to teach master's students how to fill in an Oyster student discount form. Reports say he has never been seen happier talking to the working classes.

And if you couldn't get a job elsewhere this year but are still in education, the SU has that covered too!

The chumps hired Fart-hil and BeerCan in a rather shady, streamlined recruitment selection process.

Send all applications to The Head Fisherman. No need to wait for vacancies; an over-paid position will be created for you.

Friday 26 September 2008

Hiya!

To those who missed not being able to function for the spine-shivering anticipation that these notes bought you, this Hack-a-soppy-pup missed you too. Not out of affection, but for the warm, daily glow your errors bought to scores about campus.

To those who are new about town, stick about. It's gonna be super fun!

And to those cheap, copy-cat bastards who thought they'd take it upon themselves to build 'Hack Attack 2' in this Hack-a-siesta's absence: Jesus has a message for you downstairs. Hack Attack doubts very much that your weblog will be "more subtle and more well-written" based upon your so far feeble attempts of using a keyboard. Good luck in "presenting humourous satirical without descending into childish name calling." This Hack-a-buildo is not in the business of having his 'mistakes' pointed out by a quality of tongue so low.



Learn how to write, yea?

Sunday 21 September 2008

Guess who's back?