Staying with the Beaver, here's some choice quotes from the partner of a certain editor, as featured on the scribe's Facebook profile. This hack reproduces them without comment.
"Fuck off, bat. Fuck off bat. Fuck. Off. Bat."
"You've got a tongue like a snake, drink like a horse, and shag like a lion...!"
"That is fucking shitloads of cum!"
"If I'm ever in a mood, just rape me and I'll be fine."
"What do you want me to do? Bugger myself with a vase?"
"You are the number 1 best man in bed in the world."
"Woah! It's going too fast! Steery steery steery..."
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