Was it when he decided to do a bit of light reading in the library?
Was it when he decided to sit near the victim?
Was it when he nipped onto said victim's PC to alter their vote?
Was it when he mis-spelt the word 'cahnge' on the vote alteration email in a suspiciously frenzied fashion?
Was it when he deleted the new vote from the 'Sent' box?
Was it when it escaped him that said victim knew that he was one of the only people on the planet who knew what their previous vote was?
(Well, thanking the victim sarcastically for their vote pretty much gave the game away...)
Was it that he was one of the only people to know that said victim was eligible to vote in the RAG elections?
Was it when he gave ridiculous, yet measured responses to accusations of foul play by said victim?
Or was it when Lezzie Moaner blew his alibi?
Ben Philips Philips Ben Ben Philips...the Hack Attack's limited conscience despairs.
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It's ridiculous that voting was done through e-mail, it's possibly the most insecure form of communication ever devised (well, it was invented in a hurry)
Looks like someone has been posting under my name here....
Stop accusing me of being a chav and a lesbian... Ben Ben Philips Philips... disgraced tory... come and do me! (I bet you missed my comments)
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