Friday 2 May 2008

How many members of C&S does it take to count less than 150 people?


All of them.

C&S' first test arrose yeasterday...and they royally ballsed it up. If only Baron Hallibut XXIV was there.

The UGM had been on the cards for weeks, and yet no-one had thought to do those silly, little 'organising' and 'preparing' things. Fah-far-away-somewhere-dil just thought he'd go ahead and start the meeting without a chair, or vice chair. Technically, he raped the Constitution; Ketters is pressing charges. Loud mouth Lu-lu instigated the verification count. After attempts to pull innocent members of the LSE public off the street, the meeting eventually died, as everyone there with an ounce of sense realised that it was embaressing and generally crap. This hack-a-boardo went home to dust his 1:20 scale airfix re-incactment of Stalingrad. Now that is a productive use of time; no one like dust.

That's 45 minutes you'll never get back.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

the funniest part is that it was the current residences officer who prevented the election of her replacement. perhaps hack groupie loulou wanted to maintain her iron grip on the residences post even after she joined the capitalist machine...

Anonymous said...

This Loulou, far from being a Green, is a fascist! Women power, bring on the Sophie de la Hunt!

Anonymous said...

these feather hustler articles simply don't come up to par, bring back gossip queen!