All round to Oddbods for some mandy and stella?

So after pissing away all their cash on expense accounts and hummus there's just no cash left for the look at me look at me fest that is the meeedja awards.

word is that big Sanj is in the Gash office right now screaming "sell everything" right down to Gullets glasses.
Meanwhile at Pulse Fakeon and Rob 'what not to wear' Charnock are setting out a business model for a male escort service to fund proceedings while Joseph Fuck them all just sits shaking with his head in his hands calling out for his mummy.

TT wonders what rat infested wetherspoons will be hosting the event? or will it be Yates'? Quad maybe?
Still, there's those PulseDJs to look forward to. Man i love that MGMT song! maybe they'll drop some Dizzee just to mix it up?